You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

i love tiny bug type pokemon so much theyre like the best things ever

if pokemon were real i wouldnt have depression id just have a bunch of bugs in the pockets of my cargo pants

in pokemon this would be me

such a slay

Italian Bruce Wayne

Sends your Lisia back to 2002. Sorry she's in ruby and sapphire now. Yeah shes on the gameboy advance

SHE'S REAL SHE'S REAL this is 1000% bulbalisia approved

Mario Heritage Post

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

google has many problems but it is willing to do the hard work of self-criticism

Ok I've Googled this and looked to where it comes from and it's fucking genius.

Someone posted the question in Google support forums, and that same person posted that answer AND marked their own response as the "accepted answer". So Google search highlights it when you make that search.

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about

i also don't wish superpowers were real because i would be so pissed if i replied "mad because you fell for the illusion aren't you" and some guy with teleportation powers grabbed me and teleported me to the middle of the desert for ratioing him on twitter